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Alien
News from Deep Space - Comedy Armageddon
A Fictionalised Account
of a True Story
First Contact with Alien Intelligence
Test
Pattern
Masters of
spin -
Why do Mickius Mouse and Donaldus Duck suddenly appear? They very much do look like the familiar family friends Mickey and Donald, but these two are from another world ... Mpeg Video 240x320 RealMedia GMS | 128k | 768k |
| One
World - Many Nations Continued Increase through Co-operation Business to Business |
* the office of
the Pope disestablished
* the African Union revenges
AIDS on Europe
* the USA annihilated in a
surprise attack
* the
great families behind the New World Order
- well seasoned, baked
and broiled
Real
products are displayed in this entertaining educational
promotional
showcase. Even tanks and aircraft along with
emergency use food
and equipment that may be purchased
through authorised retail
centres.
Senior
Executive Producer (UK):
Lord Ian Broughall of Jura (Samian
Solutions)
Executive
Producer (UK):
Roger Ings (Strings Security Limited)
Executive
Producer (Russian Federation):
Alexander N. Medvedev (Chief of
Staff ;-))
Executive
Producer (China PRC):
Larry Wang Gang (for Jilin Provincial
Government)
Senior
Producer (China PRC):
Grace Lijuan Yang (for Changchun City
Government)
Presented
by -
Samian
Solutions
Strings
Security Limited
Shin Kong Wedbush
Hope Tech Global
C4 Worldwide
Radiant Technologies
With the assistance of the British Chamber
of Commerce, Shanghai.
ANNOUNCE:
A
team of professional (film industry) armourers from the UK
is
assisting with procurement of theatrical light weapons
sourced
from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Training
for aspiring actors (military experience preferred
but
not essential) will of course be made available
to
suitable applicants.
=
> join the team = > performers
=
> join the team = > commercial
agents
EXTRA!:
This
one straight from the clever hounds that decode messages
for
the team at Alien News.
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Teddy and the Bears' Bedtime Song for Bright Children
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The
Pope has a stinky bottom
Everybody
near to him knows (yes they do)
As
he's marching down the Halls of Kingdom's Power
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff he goes ...
The
President has a stinky bottom
Everyone
near to him knows (so we've heard)
As
he's striding down the Hall (right behind the Pope)
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff he goes ...
Bin
Laden has a stinky bottom
Everyone
around surely knows (a bloody b'liar)
He's
been dancing in the Halls of Kingdom's Power
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff he goes ...
The
Pope has a stinky bottom
He
and all the Cardinals too (too right!)
As
they're sidling off to Hell with a Bible and their bells
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff they go ...
Brother
Spartacus had a stinky bottom
We
all of us we all can tell (ba-aaa-aa)
His
mem-or-y still prances in the Hall's of Kingdom's Power
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff he goes ...
King
Charles had a stinky bottom
If
he didn't smell he'd be with us still (not so bad)
Oliver
(not Twist) left the crown upon his head
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff he blows ...
Adolf
Hitler had a stinky bottom
Now
he groans with Brother Spartacus in Hell (too right!)
They
swap blast for gasp and blow for blow
An
eternal 69 in Satan's cells ... (ooohhh)
Mussolini
had a stinky bottom
He
was strung upside down, so we know (take that!)
A
favourite of the Pope, who all his words was wrote
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff they go ...
The
Kaiser had a stinky bottom
Another
of the Pope's he too (orgh blimey!)
They
all of them, each, to a silly man
Sought
New World Order with Old Roman rules
-
ffft t prrrt t bffft t pfff ... (oh no!)
Napoleon
had a stinky bottom
He
wished for more than what was right (he did!)
He
was washed at Waterloo
The
same for me and you
So
beware you too do not pervert with might
Do
you have a stinky bottom?
Are
you rinsed and sparkly for the Bride? (too right!)
She's
coming down the aisle, all mystery and smiles
The
Lord is with her watching if we're true!
All
those with stinky bottoms
Uncleanly
filthy as rotten maggot stew (yum yum)
They
won't get a bite though surely they hope they might
No
praise for them at all is their due
The
Pope has a stinky bottom
So
children, you all beware (scary frights!)
Lest
you contract disease ...
And
cough your heart onto your knees ...
ffft
t prrrt t bffft t pfff ... (oooh gross!)
What's
right is right and peace is might
Love
is Justice through and through
Just
a little word from me to you -
Now
cuddles and snucks, sweet dreams and ginger puffs
We're
off again on business
Love
your mother!
Goodnight!
